朕宣你是什麼意思?

皇上宣太醫進殿，過了半個時辰太醫才遲遲趕到。皇上大怒:你可知朕宣你很久了。太醫：其實微臣造啦嚶嚶嚶

皇上宣太醫進殿，過了半個時辰太醫才遲遲趕到。皇上大怒:你可知朕喜歡你很久了。太醫：其實微臣知道啦嚶嚶嚶

LJB我宣你，你造嗎？！

你在這裡說他能造嗎？孩子直接點去表白吧

通過軟磨硬泡借到別人的錢 這樣算是騙錢嗎 借了1萬 轉頭就說從來沒借過錢 還有一個呢 幫他說話

這就是騙子你直接把這種人騸了讓他絕種，省的再養個小鍋害

唐僧四人正行之間，太白金星忽然降臨，對八戒道：“玉帝要對你封賞，這就隨我上天庭罷。”八戒大喜，向師

Monk four people is the line between the Taibaijinxing suddenly fell, Pig said: "The Jade Emperor raised him to you, stop this with me to heaven." Pig overjoyed resignation to master the brothers, and excitedly Walking With Taibaia. Errenzhuan your eyes to heaven, Journey approached an audience was surprised to find the Jade Emperor looks emaciated, anxious, given the heart under the big worry of things. Journey I do not know how the future of the heart under the chestnut six gingerly knelt down and bowed, and cried: "Robinson pig Wu can Kouxian Long live!" Jade Emperor heard Bajie sounds, looked up, but it is Xirong sounded repeatedly shouted: "Aiqing Please hurry onwards, Please hurry since I declare you to your official to be closed. "Taibaijinxing immediately stepped forward, shouted:" pigs enlightenment can be approached to listen seal! closure days was shipped, emperor Zhao said: today on the canonization of pig enlightenment can for heaven Imperial pig Marshal Chin this pig Journey I do not know this "Imperial pig Marshal" What the hell, but would like to have the official seal Marshal that certainly is a small not the, busy stepped forward and bowed Shane . Moment by Taibaijinxing neck down to rest. Pig remembered the day by the Chang E insult, wrong cast pig fetal, all because of the Chang-e into the sky. Has sealed a high official, it is better to go to see the enemy, the leading edge of the continued fragmentat......

求跟豬八戒有關的笑話

取經隊伍到達貧困山區，幾天要不到吃的，悟空因為要保護師父，只好讓沙僧和八戒去遠處城裡找吃的。第一天去，空手回來，因為沒有錢。第二天去，還是空手，因為沒有錢。悟空大怒：“再找不回吃的，就別回來！”第三天傍晚，沙僧高高興興地揹著一大袋子米，還剩了好多錢。悟空大喜，又問：“八戒呢？”

沙僧頓時傷心地哭道：“大師兄，原諒我吧！咱們這麼多人，就二師兄能賣到16塊錢一斤。”

給同學說的笑話，有沒有啊（搞笑點的啊） 10分

我知道一個蠻噁心的笑話

有一個人開了一家店

一次，一個叫花子來了，他對那個老闆說：“老闆，行行好吧，給我一隻牙籤。”老闆吧牙籤遞給他了，心想：現在乞丐不要飯了，該要牙籤了。

後來又有一個叫花子來要了一根牙籤。

第三個叫花子剛進門，老闆就說：“你也是來要牙籤的吧。”

那個叫花子說：“不是，剛才前面有一個叫花子吐場，有兩個乞丐拿了牙籤過去把能吃的都吃了，我是來拿根吸管把剩下的喝喝。

鶴慶黑老大是哪裡人

你好

最近幾年的老大都是草海鎮母屯村的人。

此村子以打架而聞名，控制鶴慶的黑道已好幾年。