輕鬆幽默小笑話雙語

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：牙醫的偉大之處

　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded***譴責，責難*** my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard.

　　在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因為他滿嘴食物在說話。喔、呢，我聽到的就是這些。

　　Drew, I scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.

　　杜魯，我責備道，沒人明白你在說什麼。

　　He says he wants some ketchup***番茄醬*** , my husband said calmly.

　　他說他要一些番茄醬，我丈夫平靜地說。

　　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, How in the world did you understand him?

　　坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：你究竟如何明白他的話的呢?

　　I'm a dentist, my husband explained.

　　我是牙醫。我丈夫解釋道。

　　：窮人攀認親戚

　　A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother.

　　一個窮漢去見西班牙國王，說自己是他的兄弟，求他施恩賙濟。

　　Thinking desiring to know how he claimed kindred***家族，親屬關係*** to him, the poor fellow replied, We are all descended from one common father and mother viz., Adam and Eve. Upon which the king gave him a little copper piece of money.

　　國王想知道他何以攀認親戚，窮漢回答說，我們有共同的祖先亞當和夏娃。聽了這話，國王就給了他一個小銅子兒。

　　The poor man began to be moan himself, saying, Is it possible that your Majesty should give no more than this to your brother? Away, away, replies the king: if all the brothers you have in the world give you as much as I have done, you'll be richer than I am.

　　於是窮人開始叫屈，說：難道您國王陛下就給兄弟這麼一點點錢嗎?走開，快走，國王回答，如果世界上你所有的兄弟們都像我這樣給你一個銅板，你就比我還有錢了。

　　：胖男人和瘦男人

　　fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.

　　一個胖男人和一個瘦男人正在為誰更有禮貌而爭吵。

　　The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies

　　瘦男人說他更禮貌，因為他總是向一個女士脫帽致意。

　　But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

　　但是胖男人說他更禮貌，因為無論何時他起身給女士讓座總是能讓兩位女士同時坐下。