經典英文爆笑笑話大全

　　在笑話的翻譯過程中,由於文化差異,語用歧義以及其他的諸多原因,笑話翻譯總是很難達到預期的效果,也因此很難贏得人們的笑聲。下面是小編帶來的經典英文爆笑笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典英文爆笑笑話篇一

　　我不想走路回家

　　Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.

　　湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯後到大街上散步，在7點回來睡覺。

　　But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”

　　但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車停在他家門前，湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車送他回來。”

　　After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”

　　警察走後：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎麼了?”

　　The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”

　　這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。”

　　經典英文爆笑笑話篇二

　　Pain Everywhere哪裡都痛

　　A man went to the doctor and explained, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

　　一個人跑到醫生那裡，說：“醫生，我碰哪兒，哪兒疼。”

　　The doctor asked, "What do you mean?"

　　醫生問，“什麼意思?”

　　The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, the pain is excruciating."

　　那個人說：“我摸我的肩膀的時候，真的很疼。摸膝蓋的時候——哎呀!摸我的前額，真的是鑽心的疼。”

　　The doctor said, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

　　醫生說：“我知道是什麼問題了——你的手指受傷了。”

　　經典英文爆笑笑話篇三

　　a man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. a friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. the weeping one said, the doctor has just told me i'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.

　　一個男人坐在酒吧裡痛哭流淚。一個朋友走進來問他為何如此傷心。那人哭著說：剛才醫生告訴我，在我的餘生裡都要吃這些藥片。

　　cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.

　　他的朋友很輕鬆地指出，許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥。當然，男人回答說：但是他只給了我十片。

　　經典英文爆笑笑話篇四

　　英語笑話

　　Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said. 在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢，親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。“那麼，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。

　　經典英文爆笑笑話篇五

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.

　　"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."

　　"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"

　　"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."

　　中文翻譯：

　　一個看起來很難受的窮人走進大夫的診室。

　　"大夫!"他說，"幫幫我!一個月前我吞了一分硬幣!"

　　"天哪，"大夫說，"早幹嘛去了?你當時怎麼不來看?"

　　"實話告訴您吧，大夫，"窮人說，"我當時還不缺錢!"