經典中英文對照笑話大全_英語詩歌

　　幽默笑話一向為人所欣賞,是廣大群眾所喜歡的精神食糧。下面是小編帶來的經典中英文對照笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典中英文對照笑話篇一

　　?After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

　　Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

　　When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said,

　　"I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.

　　""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

　　和相親物件呆了一晚上後，男人再也受不了了。

　　他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。

　　當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的訊息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。”

　　“謝天謝地!”他的約會物件說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”

　　經典中英文對照笑話篇二

　　A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand.

　　The officer asked how he could reward him.

　　"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it.

　　If the other fellows know I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."

　　一名海軍軍官從甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。這位軍官問如何才能酬謝他。 “最好的辦法，長官，”這名水手說，“是別聲張這事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會把我扔下去的。”

　　經典中英文對照笑話篇三

　　?After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

　　Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

　　When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said,

　　"I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.

　　""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

　　和相親物件呆了一晚上後，男人再也受不了了。

　　他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。

　　當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的訊息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。”

　　“謝天謝地!”他的約會物件說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”

　　經典中英文對照笑話篇四

　　Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.

　　"You ask her," said Paul, age ten.

　　"No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."

　　兩個小男孩想找他們的母親幫忙。

　　“你去找她。”十歲的保羅說。

　　“不，”九歲的羅伊說，“你去，你比我更早認識她。”

　　經典中英文對照笑話篇五

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.

　　"What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　那天是聖誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你為什麼而被起訴?”他問。

　　“採購聖誕節物品過早。”被告答。

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。