英語簡短笑話帶有翻譯的

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　The Looney Bin

　　Late one night at the insane asylum ***瘋人院***one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"

　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"

　　Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

　　瘋人院

　　一天晚上，在瘋人院裡，一個病人說：“我是拿破崙!”另一個說：“你怎麼知道?”第一個人說：“上帝對我說的!”一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來：“我沒說!”

　　篇二

　　For the Dog

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　喂狗

　　一家人在飯館裡吃過晚飯，父親把服務生叫了過來。

　　”先生，什麼事?“服務生問。

　　”我兒子的盤子裡剩下許多肉，“父親說，”能給我們一個袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“

　　”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動地叫喊著。”咱家養狗了嗎?“

　　篇三

　　"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."

　　"啊，可憐的人，"善良的老婦人驚歎道。"腳瘸就夠慘的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。"

　　"You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."

　　"你說的一點兒沒錯，"那乞丐說。他顯然是乞討老手。"我眼瞎的時候，人們老是給我外幣。"

　　篇四

　　Dusk, I jog in the road industry. Have a young man ran up from behind me, in my ear hastily cried: "Run!" "What happened?" I ask young people around him. "Ran quickly." Young people go in front of me. My rapid recovery of the 500 meters after the breathless questions: "What happened in the end?" "You run too slow." Young people leaving me, a big move back and forth.

　　黃昏的時候，我在產業道路上慢跑。有一個年輕人從我後面跑上來，在我耳邊急促地叫著：“快跑!”“發生了什麼事?”我問身旁的年輕人。“趕快跑。”年輕人跑到我的前面。我快速的追了五百公尺以後，氣喘吁吁的追問：“到底發生了什麼事?”“你跑得太慢了。”年輕人丟下我，自顧自往前跑去。

　　篇五

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　老師：1809年發生了什麼重大事件?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　老師：正確。那麼1812年發生了什麼重要事件呢?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　篇六

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　一天，放學以後，老師對他的學生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能回答我的第一個問題，我就准許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板已被亂塗，他非常生氣地問：“誰塗的? 請站起來。”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見。”