關於小學四年英語笑話故事

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。它是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：News Alert

　　Recently we received credible intelligence that there have been six suspected terrorists working out of your office.

　　Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.

　　At this time, no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office.

　　We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time.

　　：Eggs

　　One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down. A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, "The only bed I have that you can sleep in is with my daughter, but if I catch you fooling around with her I'll shoot you". "To make sure that you don't I'm going to put some eggs between both of you and if they are broken in the morning then you are going to die".

　　So the guy agreed. In the middle of the night the girl wanted to get it on so they did. In the middle of the skirmish they broke all of the eggs. The guy didn't want to get shot so he cleaned up the mess and glued the egg shells back together.

　　In the morning the farmer came into his daughter's room and found that all of the eggs were still intact. The farmer was so happy that he invited the guy to have breakfast with him. So he gathered up all of the eggs and took them to the kitchen. He cracked the first one open and nothing was inside it. He cracked the second one and still nothing and so on.

　　When he found out that all of them had nothing in them he grabbed his shotgun and ran outside. He opened the chicken shed door and yelled out "ALLRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU ROOSTERS HAS BEEN USING CONDOMS?!?"

　　：Heckling The Mayor

　　A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, "will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city."

　　"Well Mr. Mayor," the man said in a firm voice. "I voted against you in the last selection."

　　：Gone Drinking

　　A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end.

　　That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.

　　The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.

　　"Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. Where'd you go?"

　　"I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers."

　　"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?"

　　"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?"

　　"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."

　　：Beer, eh?

　　A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"

　　"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

　　"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."