有關英語笑話小故事欣賞

　　我們要言談文雅,彬彬有禮,不可說些不成體統的話,以免被人笑話。本文是有關英語笑話小故事，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關英語笑話小故事：區別

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in oneof my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate studentsjust write it down."

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說。“我說‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。”

　　有關英語笑話小故事：抄襲

　　A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell aboutthe time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office. "This isn'tyour work." he said. "Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia. "You cann'tprove that!" the student sputtered. My friend amiled and show him the paper. Circled in redwas: "Also see article on communism."

　　我有個朋友在聖路易斯的華盛頓大學教歐洲歷史，他說有一次他發現了一篇抄襲的學期論文。他把那個學生叫到了辦公室。“這不是你寫的，”他說，“有人幫你從百科全書上原封不動地列印了下來。” “你沒有證據。”那學生氣急敗壞地說。 我朋友笑了，他把論文拿給他看。用紅筆圈出來的是：“也可參閱共產主義一文。”

　　有關英語笑話小故事：Get Ready!

　　A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

　　校園裡流傳著這樣的故事：一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽-我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。” 兩天以後，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”

　　有關英語笑話小故事：I'm not having it all cut off

　　沒把頭髮全剪掉啊

　　Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this wasagainst the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was atthe barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut andsat just beside him.

　　麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理髮館理髮，但這是違反辦公室規定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理髮。一天，正當麥爾斯理髮時，經理碰巧也進來理髮，而且就坐在他旁邊。

　　"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

　　"你好，麥爾斯，"經理說。"我看到你在上班時間理髮了。"

　　"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."

　　"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認了。"可先生，你看，頭髮是在上班時間長的。"

　　"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."

　　"不全都是吧，"經理立刻說，"有一些是在你自己的時間裡長的。"

　　"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."

　　"對呀，先生，你說得很對。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，"但我並沒有把頭髮全都剪掉啊。"

　　有關英語笑話小故事：Why Is He Howling.

　　他為什麼喊

　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。

　　Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!