搞笑英語笑話小故事閱讀

　　作為人類所特有的天賦，笑話被認為是日常會話中一種最寶貴的語言形式。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

　　新公司開業了，開業典禮上，經理的一個朋友送他一個花籃。

　　They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."

　　經理高聲朗讀著花籃上的賀卡：“安息吧。”

　　The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

　　經理生氣極了，打電話找來賣花的人要質問他是怎麼回事。

　　After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, ..

　　花店老闆來了，看到這個明顯的錯誤和經理氣急敗壞的樣子，他說：“我真得很抱歉。但是與其這麼生氣，你倒不如這樣想：有另外一個地方，今天要舉辦一個葬禮，他們將會收到一個花籃，

　　'Congratulations on your new location!'"

　　留言條上寫著‘恭喜你有了新的歸屬!’”

　　篇二

　　sherlock holmes and watson were out camping one night.

　　歇洛克·福爾摩斯和華森有天夜裡去露營。

　　after pitching the tent and rolling out the sleeping bags, they decide to turn in.

　　搭起帳篷鋪好睡袋後，他們決定睡覺。

　　in the middle of the night, holmes violently shakes watson awake.

　　半夜，福爾摩斯用力將華森晃醒。

　　"watson," he says, "look at the sky and tell me what you see."

　　“華森，”他說，“看看天空，告訴我你看到什麼”。

　　"i see the stars." replies watson.

　　“我看到星星。”華森回答。

　　"yes, and what does that tell you?"

　　“對，這個告訴你什麼?”

　　watson takes a big breath: "astronomically speaking, it means that we are insignificant among the spectrum of the universe, psychologically speaking that we are only creating a dent in the infinite mystery of life, and theologically speaking that god rules all things. how about you, sir?"

　　華森深吸了一口氣:“從天文學上來說，它意味著我們在浩瀚的宇宙之中是微不足道的;從心理學上來說，我們僅僅在生命的無限神祕之中留下小小的痕跡;從神學上來說，上帝掌管一切。你以為如何，先生?”

　　"what it tells me," he says, "is that someone has stolen our tent."

　　“它告訴我，”他說，“有人偷走了我們的帳篷。”

　　篇三

　　clean glass

　　乾淨的杯子

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　　喬和佛瑞德在一個村子裡幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三明治。

　　good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

　　下午好，先生。你們想要點什麼?櫃檯後面的伺應問道。

　　joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

　　喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?

　　篇四

　　yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.

　　好的，可以。佛瑞德說。然後他轉過去跟櫃檯後面的侍應說：我要啤酒裝在一個乾淨的杯子裡!別忘了。

　　the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?

　　櫃檯後面的侍應倒滿杯子後，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：剛才哪一位要乾淨的杯子的?