中英對照英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的英語知識。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　an ogden, iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation***集會*** for a cup of coffee. when asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "it's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

　　衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。”

　　philosopher bertrand russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "of course not. after all, i may be wrong."

　　當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：“當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。”

　　a newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "if a fire broke out in the louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

　　篇二

　　一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅?”

　　the winning reply was: "the one nearest the exit."

　　獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”

　　篇三

　　Business just started開張大吉

　　A young businessman had just started his own firm.

　　一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。

　　He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

　　他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內還放上了古董作裝飾。

　　Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office.

　　這天，這位年輕人正在辦公室裡面坐著，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。

　　Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

　　為顯示他是個成功的老闆，這位年輕的生意人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣

　　He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor,

　　張觜就是三、五個億，閉觜就說一切搞定、沒問題!好不容易電話“打”完，掛上聽筒，年輕人問進來的那人

　　"Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

　　“您有事嗎?”那人說，“有事，我是來給你開通電話的”。

　　篇四

　　Mark Twain's Tie

　　馬克·吐溫的領帶

　　Returning from a visit with Harriet Beecher Stowe one day, Mark Twain was reprimanded by his wife for having forgotten to wear a necktie.

　　一天，馬克·吐溫從斯托夫人那裡回來，妻子因為他忘記帶領帶出門而責備他。

　　Some time later a messenger arrived at Mrs. Stowe's door with a small package.Inside was a black necktie and a brief note: "Here is a necktie. Take it out and look at it. I think I stayed half an hour this morning without this necktie. At the end of that time, will you kindly return it, as it the only one I have. Mark Twain."

　　不久，一個送信的人來到了斯托夫人家門口，還帶來了一個小包裹，裡面裝著黑色的領帶和一張便條，“這是我的領帶，請您拿出來看一看。我想今天早上我在您家停留廠半小時，沒有帶領帶。時間到了，能請您歸領帶嗎，囚為我僅此一條。馬克·葉溫。”

　　篇五

　　Logic reasoning

　　邏輯推理

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　　小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。

　　"Here is the situation," she said.ua man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance,falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion.knows that he can't swim,and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank ?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings ?"

　　她舉了這麼一個例子：“有這樣一種情況，一個男人在河中心的船上釣魚，突然失去重心掉進了水裡。於是他開始掙扎並喊救命。他的妻子聽到了喊聲，知道他並不會游泳，於是就急忙跑向河岸。誰能告訴我這是為什麼?”一個女生舉手答道，“是不是去取化的存款?”