最簡單最短的英語笑話

　　英語笑話作為良好的英語教學素材應該可以被廣泛的運用到中職英語教學中。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　When Do People Talk Least?

　　Student A: When do people talk least?

　　Student B: In February.

　　Student A: Why?

　　Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

　　人們什麼時候說話最少?

　　學生甲：人們在什麼時候說話最少?

　　學生乙：在二月。

　　學生甲：為什麼呢?

　　學生乙：因為二月是一年中最短的一個月。

　　篇二

　　The Reason of Being Late

　　Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

　　Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.

　　遲到的原因

　　老　師：約翰尼，為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?

　　約翰尼：每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著‘學校-緩行’。

　　篇三

　　Is this a Promise or Threat 是許諾還是威脅

　　"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, "Yesterday I had words with***爭吵*** my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she would live with her mother. Please help me. Is this a promise or a threat?"

　　"Do you think there are differences between the two?" his friend asked.

　　"Yes, quite a lot. If it is a promise, that means that my wife is sure to be with her mother, and if a threat, that my mother-in-law will move and live with us."

　　“聽我說，朋友，我遇上麻煩了。”一個男人對他的朋友說，“昨天我和妻子吵了一架，她怒氣衝衝地摔門走了，並宣稱說她要和她母親住在一起。你替我想想，這是許諾，還是威脅呢?”

　　“這兩者有什麼區別嗎?”朋友問。

　　“不，區別太大了。如果它是承諾的話，那就是說它肯定是要和她媽媽一起住;要是威脅呢，那就意味著我岳母要搬到我家來住。”

　　篇四

　　Two Birds

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　兩隻鳥

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請說說看。

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　篇五

　　The Fish Net

　　"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

　　"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

　　魚網

　　"你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安?" 老師發問道。

　　"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。" 小女孩回答道。