最新版的英語笑話閱讀

　　解讀英語笑話中令人發笑的成因,有助於人們加深對幽默的感知和識別,從而更好地賞析英語笑話之美。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　drunk 醉酒

　　one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?" "well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."

　　一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麼意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。”

　　"but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"

　　“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”

　　篇二

　　牙醫的偉大之處

　　while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded***譴責，責難*** my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.

　　在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因為他滿嘴食物在說話。喔、呢，我聽到的就是這些。

　　drew, i scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.

　　杜魯，我責備道，沒人明白你在說什麼。

　　he says he wants some ketchup***番茄醬*** , my husband said calmly.

　　他說他要一些番茄醬，我丈夫平靜地說。

　　a woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, how in the world did you understand him?

　　坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：你究竟如何明白他的話的呢?

　　i'm a dentist, my husband explained.

　　我是牙醫。我丈夫解釋道。

　　篇三

　　after his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: horse saddle and bridle for $50.

　　無意中報紙在廣告語中加了個逗號，讀起來成這樣了，50元賣馬，馬鞍和馬韁繩。

　　inadvertently***非故意地*** the paper added a comma to the ad, which read , saddle and bridle for $50.

　　一個人衷愛的馬死了，他打算在報上登則廣告如下：50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。

　　immediately someone responded to the ad, that's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, what's wrong with your horse?

　　馬上就有人詢問這則廣告。這馬的價格真是太便宜了，詢問者說，馬有什麼毛病嗎?

　　well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously***錯誤地*** typed ad.

　　哦，它是死的，安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。

　　篇四

　　A: I have the perfect son.

　　A:我有一個完美的兒子。

　　B:Does he smoke?

　　B:他抽菸嗎?

　　A:No, he doesn't.

　　A: 不，不抽。

　　B:Does he drink whiskey?

　　B:他喝威士忌嗎?

　　A:No, he doesn't.

　　A:不，他不喝。

　　B:Does he ever come home late?

　　B:那他回家晚嗎?

　　A:No, he doesn't.

　　A:不，不會。

　　B:I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

　　B:我想你確實有一個完美的兒子。他多大了?

　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday

　　A:下週三他就六個月大了。

　　篇五

　　the cost of marriage

　　婚姻的成本

　　a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

　　一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”

　　and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."

　　“我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。