英語簡單小笑話

　　近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在網際網路、電視節目、書籍雜誌上廣泛流傳。下面是小編帶來的最搞笑的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　最搞笑的英語小笑話篇一

　　Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”

　　老師：“我有兩個題目，你若能答出第一題就不需答第二題。你有多少根頭髮?”

　　Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions.”

　　學生：“1.2億根。”

　　Teacher：“How do you know it?”

　　老師：“你怎麼知道?”

　　Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”

　　學生：“第二題不需回答。”

　　最搞笑的英語小笑話篇二

　　Mother：“Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair.”

　　母親：“蘇茜，每次你表現不好，我就多長一根白頭髮。”

　　Susie：“Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma.”

　　蘇茜：“天哪，媽，那你肯定一直都表現很糟。看看外婆吧。”

　　最搞笑的英語小笑話篇三

　　Father：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.”

　　父親：“哎呀，我剛才違規右轉彎了。”

　　Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing.”

　　蘇茜：“沒事，爸，跟在你後面的警察也這麼轉了。”

　　最搞笑的英語小笑話篇四

　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

　　一個小女孩和她的老師正在談論有關鯨魚的事情。她的老師說：“一頭鯨魚從身體構造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個人的。因為儘管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動物，可它的嗓子非常小。”那個小女孩說約拿***一位西伯來先知***就是被鯨魚吞掉的。她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說：“從身體構造角度來講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個人的。”那個小女孩說：“那等我到了天堂，就去問問約拿。”她的老師問：“那麼，假如約拿下了地獄怎麼辦?”那個小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問他。”

　　最搞笑的英語小笑話篇五

　　After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty."

　　在將母親下葬9個月後，當地殯儀館的一個客戶終於攢夠了錢去買那副他早就相中的價值不菲的棺材了。他把母親的棺材挖了出來，將屍體轉移到了那副新的鋼製棺材中。“這副棺材有什麼特別?”，我問葬禮的承辦人。他回答說，“這種棺材終生保修。