英語笑話故事短文帶翻譯

　　英語笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特徵。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：A physics Examination

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates

　　were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then

　　hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　一次物理考試

　　在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

　　這個問題是：為什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?

　　尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在後。

　　：How do I get the gum out?

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢?”

　　：The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said

　　that two and four were six too....."

　　新老師

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。

　　"媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"

　　：All Except the Music

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

　　"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

　　除了音樂

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”

　　“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”

　　：The Absent-minded Professor

　　The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"

　　Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."

　　"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

　　粗心的教授大聲地喊道：“凱特，到黑板前面來!”

　　另外一個學生說：“教授，凱特沒來。”

　　“別說話，讓凱特自己講。”