初中英語笑話小短文帶翻譯

　　笑話可以純粹是笑話，不帶任何攻擊的色彩。你可以內心企圖想要攻擊別人卻面帶微笑，這種微笑就變成是罪惡。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：我們什麼也沒留下

　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkmanon the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." When she got back that night, shefound her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found thefollowing message added: "THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：“家裡沒人，請不要留下任何東西!” 她當天晚上回家後發現房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發現被補充了一句：“謝謝!我們什麼也沒留下!”

　　：約會

　　When the young waitress in the café in Tom’s building started waving hello everyday. Tom wasflattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned toTom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?" "Why, yes," Tom replied,smiling at her broadly. "So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"

　　在湯姆工作的大樓裡有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有些受寵若驚，因為這位小姐看上去至少比他年輕15歲。一天她又對湯姆招手並示意湯姆過去。於是湯姆走了過去。她問道，“您現在是單身嗎?” “對，是單身，”湯姆滿臉堆笑的說。 “我母親也是，”她說，“您願不願意見見她?”

　　：金魚

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

　　Stan: In the bathroom.

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

　　Stan: Blindfold***矇眼睛*** them!

　　斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!

　　：豬還是女巫

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The manimmediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH***女巫***!!" They each continue on theirway, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. Ifonly men would listen.

　　一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。