小學生學英語小笑話短文

　　笑話不同於一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Keep feeding him nickels

　　A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediatelypicked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed uptwo dimes. Frantically, she called to the father outside.

　　"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do? "

　　Yelled back the father,"Keep feeding him nickels!"

　　再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣

　　母親見三歲的兒子將一枚五分鎳幣放進嘴裡吞了下去，她立刻將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的後背，他咳出了兩枚一角的硬幣。

　　她發狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父親喊道： “你兒子剛才吞下了一枚五分鎳幣，可咳出兩枚一角的硬幣!我該怎麼辦呢?”

　　孩子他爸大聲回答道：“再喂他幾枚鎳幣!”

　　篇二

　　The ability of the Kangaroo

　　The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the nextmorning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increasedto 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the heightincreased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped.

　　A giraffe asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll build the fence?"

　　"I don't know, " said the kangaroo. "Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gateunlocked.

　　袋鼠的能力

　　動物園為剛引進的袋鼠建了一個特殊的八英尺高的圍牆。但是第二天早上，人們發現這動物在圍牆外面蹦跳著。於是圍牆高度增加到十五英尺，但袋鼠還是跑了出來。動物園經理甚感惱火，又叫人把圍牆高度加到三十英尺，但袋鼠還是逃了出來。

　　一個長頸鹿問袋鼠：“你認為他們會把圍牆建到多高?”

　　“我不知道，”袋鼠說，“如果他們繼續開著大門，可能要修到一千英尺吧。”

　　篇三

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.

　　老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學校——慢行。