簡單易懂的小學英文笑話

　　近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在網際網路、電視節目、書籍雜誌上廣泛流傳。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

　　老師：約翰尼，為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?

　　Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.

　　約翰尼：每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著‘學校-緩行’。

　　篇2

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。

　　To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices.

　　為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。

　　Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

　　在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”

　　"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

　　“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”

　　篇3

　　a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”

　　“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."

　　喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。

　　“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　小男孩說：“因為他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”

　　but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。

　　“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”

　　“那麼，”老師對他說，“你認為誰是第一個男人呢?”

　　“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

　　“我不知道他的名字，”大點兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因為歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。