英文情景對話兩人搞笑

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　　兩人搞笑英文情景對話篇1

　　對話一：

　　男：Can I buy you a drink?我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎?

　　女：Actually I’d rather have the money.不必,我我寧願留下那些錢.

　　對話二：

　　男：Can I have your name?直譯：我能有你的名字嗎?

　　女：Why?Don’t you already have one?為什麼?你不是已經有一個了嗎?

　　對話三：

　　男：I’m a photographer.I’ve been looking for a face like yours.我是攝影師.我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉.

　　女：I’m a plastic surgeon.I’ve been looking for a face like yours.我是整形外科醫生.我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉.

　　對話四：

　　男：Is this seat empty?直譯：這個座位是空的吧?

　　女：Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.

　　對話五：

　　男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?我好像以前在什麼地方見過你?

　　女：Yes.That’s why I don’t go there anymore.是的.這就是為什麼我不再去那個地方的原因.

　　對話六：

　　男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?

　　女：Sorry.I’m having a headache this weekend.抱歉.這個週末我頭疼.

　　對話七：

　　男：I think I could make you very happy.我想我能讓你非常快樂.

　　女：Why?Are you leaving?是嗎?你是說你要離開?

　　兩人搞笑英文情景對話篇2

　　One day, a village idiot won the first prize in the lottery彩票.

　　“How did you guess the lucky number?” asked his neighbor.

　　“Well, three times, I dream of seven; so I figure it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought the ticket with number 24 then I won the first prize.”

　　“Why, you blamed fool 你這個傻瓜!. Three times seven is twenty-one not twenty-four.”

　　“Is that so?” said the village idiot, Well, twenty-four won, anyway.”

　　兩人搞笑英文情景對話篇3

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。