爆笑英語故事五則

　　在繁忙的生活中，也要偶爾放鬆自己的心情。下面小編為大家帶來幽默，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　幽默爆笑英語故事：我還多一個

　　I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said，"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."

　　我被叫到經理辦公室，經理問我為什麼在報告中出了個錯。“先生，”我說:“你必須瞭解，我有四個白痴下屬.”

　　He looked up from his desk-and said，"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”

　　經理抬起頭看我說:“你已經夠幸運的了，我有五個呢!”

　　幽默爆笑英語故事：藉口

　　Knowing my husband's habit of sampling everything I bake，I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:"Counted—one dozen."When I returned，two tarts had disappeared, and the note had been altered to read:"Think metric.”

　　我丈夫有個習慣，凡是我燒烤的東西，他都要認真檢查清點。一次，我做了12個餡餅。臨走，我在旁邊留了個條子，“已數好—一打.”等我回來時，我發現少了兩個餅，而且條子上多了一行字:“按公制法計算。”

　　幽默爆笑英語故事：成熟的年齡

　　When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine，"Grandpa replied. "In fact，I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.”

　　我曾祖父百歲的時侯，一位記者問他感受如何。“很好，”曾祖父說:“事實上，我現在的活動範圍要比一百年前大多了。”

　　幽默爆笑英語故事：忠告

　　My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

　　手術後，我父親的健康狀況有所下降，但他的幽默感卻依然如故。

　　"Teddy,"the doctor told him，"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

　　“泰德，”醫生對父親說:“你知道，你可不能像以前那樣工作了。”

　　" Well，doctor,"said my father，"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to，you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

　　“大夫，”我父親說:“如果我不能像以前那樣工作，你也不能像以前那樣向我索價了。”

　　幽默爆笑英語故事：直言不諱

　　My husband bought me an automatic dishwasher for my birthday. In filling out the guarantee，he came across the question，“What year and model dishwasher did you're place?"He wrote:"Wife—Age 24".

　　我丈夫在我生日那天給我買了臺全自動洗碗機。在填寫保修單葉，他看到裡面有一項是:“你替換的舊洗碗機是哪年生產的，什麼型號?”我丈夫寫道:“妻子—24歲”。