關於簡短英語笑話小短文

　　在民間文學的各種體裁中 ,民間笑話的材料很多 ,也是時下最為流行的民間敘事型別。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：Seeking to survive 求生

　　A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided to tell him the truth.

　　He looked down at the sick man and said: "I think you would like to know the facts, so I should tell you that you are very sick now. Do you want somebody to come to see you?"

　　"Yes," the sick man answered in a very feeble voice. "Who is it?" asked the doctor. The patient replied in a slightly stronger tone, "Another doctor".

　　有個病人快要死了，醫生決定對他講實話。

　　他看著病人：“我想你會希望知道實際情況的，所以我應該告訴你，你已經病得很重了。現在你希望有什麼人來看你嗎?”

　　“有啊，”病人回答，聲音十分微弱。醫生問：“誰呢?”這時病人稍微重了一點的口氣回答說：“另一位醫生。”

　　：The personals 徵婚啟事

　　Things were really getting worse after the war. Life became so difficult that a lot of people lived in want***在貧困中***.

　　A newspaper had published an advertisement for a man in want of tires: "Owner of a truck would like to correspond with a widow who owns two tires. Object: matrimony***結婚***. Send picture of tires."

　　戰後情況真是越來越糟了。生活變得非常艱難，缺少東西的人很多。

　　有一家報紙曾給一個需要輪胎的人登過一個這樣的廣告：“一部貨車的車主願意和一位備有兩個輪胎的寡婦通訊。目的：成婚。 要把輪胎的照片寄過來。”

　　：Congratulations 恭喜

　　"I'd like you to come right over," a man phoned an undertaker***承辦人***, " and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife."

　　"Your wife!" gasped the undertaker, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?"

　　"You don't understand," said the man, "You see I married again."

　　"Oh," said the undertaker, "Congratulations!"

　　一位男子給殯儀館老闆打電話：“我希望你能來我這裡主持我可憐的妻子的葬禮。”

　　老闆吃力地說：“你的妻子!我在兩年前沒有埋葬她嗎?”

　　男子說：“你不知道，我又結婚了”

　　“噢”， 老闆說，“恭喜恭喜!”

　　：A shipwrecked sailor 一個遭遇海難的水手

　　A sailor was the only survivor of the shipwreck.

　　He had to stay on a desert island for three years.

　　One day he was very pleased to find a ship anchored in the day. When a small boat cameashore, an officer handed him a bunch of newspaper and said, "The captain suggests you read what's going on the world, and then tell us if you want to be rescued."

　　一個水手是船隻失事後唯一的倖存者。

　　他不得不在一個荒島上待了三年。

　　有一天他非常高興地看到一艘大船停泊在海灣了。有一隻小艇駛到岸邊來，一個軍官把一捆報紙遞給他，對他說：“船長建議你看看這些報紙，瞭解世情後再告訴我們，你想不想被解救。”

　　：High pay 高薪

　　A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy. He thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it.

　　One day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed next door, "How much does he pay you?" His office boy replied, "I get two thousand dollars a year. He pay some ten dollars a week in cash and the rest in his legal advice."

　　一位著名的律師老是給他辦公室的勤雜工講課，認為這對他有好處，儘管他並不需要。

　　有一天，這位律師偶然聽到隔壁鄰居的勤雜工問他的勤雜工：“他給你多少薪金?”他的勤雜工回答說：“我的年薪是2000美元，他每週付給我10美元左右的現金，其餘的都算做他給我上課的學費啦。”