簡單的經典英語笑話帶翻譯

　　英語笑話幽默話語分析的理論不斷推陳出新,但是對於把英語作為外語學習的中國讀者而言,文化因素在解讀幽默的過程中扮演著更加重要的角色。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：Mistake Her for Snow 誤以為是雪

　　Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night? Last winter she was knocked down by a snow plough.

　　你聽說過那個女孩嗎?她那麼擔心交通安全，總是在晚上穿著一身白衣服。去年冬天，她被一輛鏟雪車撞到了。

　　：Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? 那狗為什麼看著我吃?

　　Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?

　　Hotel Host: I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from.

　　客人：你的狗為什麼坐在那兒看著我吃飯?

　　旅館老闆：我想不出，除非是因為你用的是它平時吃飯的盤子。

　　：Competition 競賽

　　Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Jon?

　　Jon: I won it in a race.

　　Bill: How many people participated in it?

　　Jon: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!

　　比爾：你從哪兒弄來的金錶，喬?

　　喬：我賽跑贏的。

　　比爾：有多少人蔘加?

　　喬：三個人，一個警察，手錶的主人和我!

　　：Tooth extraction 拔牙

　　"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."

　　"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"

　　"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."

　　“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

　　“20美元!為什麼?不是說好只要4美元。”

　　“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了。”

　　：吾欲與狗試比高

　　A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

　　He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

　　"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

　　"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

　　某人去朋友家拜訪，發現朋友竟然在跟自家的狗下象棋，大為錯愕。

　　他旁觀了一會兒，當時就震驚了。

　　“我簡直不敢相信!”他大叫，“我從沒見過那麼聰明的狗!”

　　“哪裡聰明瞭，”朋友回答，“五局中我贏了三局呢!”