關於簡單的超短英語笑話

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　What has a head, a tail, and no body?

　　什麼有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?

　　A coin!

　　硬幣。

　　篇2

　　What has one eye but cannot see?

　　什麼有一隻眼睛，卻看不見?

　　A needle.

　　針。

　　篇3

　　What dog can jump higher than a building?

　　什麼狗比大樓跳的還高?

　　Anydog, buildings can't jump!

　　任何一隻狗，大樓又跳不起來。

　　篇4

　　As you get older three things happen.The first is your memory goes,and I can't remember the other two...

　　當你慢慢變老,會發生三件事.第一件是你會喪失記憶.而我已經記不起來其它兩件了……

　　篇5

　　 is the fly doing in my soup?

　　waiter:He is swimming,sir.

　　客人：這隻蒼蠅在我湯裡幹嘛?

　　招待：他在游泳,先生.

　　相關文章拓展閱讀：This alligator isn't wearing any shoes either

　　A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

　　Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

　　這隻鱷魚也沒穿鞋

　　一個年輕的金髮女郎在路易斯安那州的深處旅行。有些道路很糟糕，因此她想要雙真正的鱷魚皮鞋，可是又不願付出當地賣主開出的高價。 最後，一店主“恕不還價”的態度使她非常沮喪，於是大聲嚷道：“也許我該出去親自抓一隻鱷魚，這樣我就能以合理的價格得到一雙鱷魚鞋。” 店主說：“請便吧，朋友。也許你很走運，會弄到一雙大的。” 女郎咬咬牙，轉身向沼澤地走去，準備親手抓只鱷魚。

　　當天下午，在開車回家的路上，店主看到一個年輕婦女手提***，站在齊腰的水中，這時，他看到一個巨大的9英尺長的鱷魚向她快速游去。 她舉起手，殺死了鱷魚，費了很大的力氣把它拖到岸邊。附近還有另外幾隻死鱷魚。 店主驚奇地看著。這時，女郎抽打著鱷魚的後背，失望地叫喊道：“真該死!這隻鱷魚也沒有穿鞋。”