短的幽默英語笑話閱讀

　　經常看笑話,能使自己興奮,使人感到心情舒暢,心情舒暢人的精神就好。小編精心收集了短的幽默英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　短的幽默英語笑話篇1

　　"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

　　"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother. 內容來自 Yingyuzhijia

　　"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

　　買錄影機

　　艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄影機。 內容來自 英語之家

　　”恐怕我們還買不起，“媽媽嘆息著說。

　　可第二天當艾莫斯回來時，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄影機。

　　”你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?“媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說。

　　”媽媽，這簡單，學習英語的網站，“ 艾曼斯回答。”我把電視機給賣了!"

　　短的幽默英語笑話篇2

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

　　"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday." 內容來自 Yingyuzhijia

　　"Well done. Who was that?"

　　"My granny." CopyRight yingyuzhijia

　　"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

　　一個主日學校校***基督教教會為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班***的老師在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

　　“我，老師，”一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　“做得好，是誰呢?” CopyRight yingyuzhijia

　　“我奶奶。”

　　“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

　　“是這樣的，學英語的好網站，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!

　　短的幽默英語笑話篇3

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

　　The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

　　一男子去酒吧，點了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。當他環視酒吧時，發現一隻猴子蕩下來，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。

　　該男子問酒吧招待，這隻猴子是誰的。服務員回答說是鋼琴手的。男子走到鋼琴手面前問：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”鋼琴手回答說：“沒有，但是如果你能哼唱，英語免費學習網站，我會為你演奏的。”