好背易懂的英文短笑話

　　中國古代笑話經過了漫長的發展時期,到明代呈現出了鼎盛之狀。這不僅表現在笑話創作數量之龐大,也從其折射出的社會問題之深度與廣度中體現出來。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　您的大衣著火了

　　The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.

　　老師為了讓學生養成先思考後發言的習慣，就告訴他們在說出重要事情之前先數到50，如果是特別重要的事情，要先數到100。

　　The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: “Ninety-eight, ninety –nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!”

　　第二天，當老師背靠著火爐講課時，發現好幾個學生的嘴脣在很快不停地動。突然，全班學生一起喊道:“九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的大衣著火了!”

　　篇二

　　回憶

　　We were gathered together, all ten of us，for our widowed mother' s 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound to be poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?"

　　我們總共十個人，聚在一起祝賀已成為寡婦的媽媽的八十歲生日。我們談的話題是家裡早年的艱辛，如走著去上班，在“新衣會”裡存錢準備買衣裳等。這時我姐姐說:“當然，我們的生活沒法子不艱難，因為我們家孩子太多了。媽媽，您為什麼要生這麼多的孩子呢?”

　　Mother looked around at us all and said ,"Well, where did you want to me to stop?

　　媽媽環視了我們一圈後說:“那麼，你想讓我在哪兒停住呢?”

　　篇三

　　你會省得更多

　　"You will he pleased with me today. mother.” said Dick to his mother, home from school. "I go to school by bus 1 ran all the way after it.

　　“媽媽，你今天一定會對我滿意的。”迪克放學回家後對媽媽說:“我省一F了車錢。我上學時沒乘公共汽車，而是跟著公共汽車一路跑到學校的。”

　　“Well,” said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi，you will save much more.”

　　“哦。”他媽媽笑著說，“下次你跟在出租汽車後面跑，那會省得更多。”

　　篇四

　　骨灰

　　Here' s a true story related to me by my mother, which she says happened to one of her neighbors in a Venezuelan oil camp in the 50’s:It seems that a certain woman kept the ashes of her dearly departed father in a silver box on a table. One day，after not having looked at her "father" for a long time, she opened the box and was horrified to discover it was nearly empty! Furious, she accosted the maid and demanded to know," have you touched this box'?" Whereupon the maid protested "I didn’t think you’d mind! After all，it’s very poor duality snuff.”

　　這是我媽媽給我講的一個真實的故事。故事發生在50年代的委內委瑞拉油田，她的一個鄰居的家裡。有一個女人一直都留著自己已故的親愛父親的骨灰，並把它放進一個銀盒子裡擺在桌子上。一天，由於很久都沒看看自己的“爸爸”了，她便打開了盒子，卻驚奇地發現盒子裡面是空的二她吼來了女傭，想知道到底是怎麼回事，‘你碰過這個盒子嗎?”女傭辯解道:“我不知道你會生氣，說真的，那鼻菸的質量可真差。”

　　篇五

　　醫生的笑話

　　A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. Hegoes into a staff meeting to discuss the day’s activities, when a co一worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear. In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, "Damn，some asshole has my pen!”

　　一位醫生耳朵上夾了一支直腸溫度計開始了一天的工作。他去會議室討論今天的工作。一位同事問他為什麼在耳朵上夾一支溫度計，他憤怒的抓下溫度計，一邊看一邊說:“該死的，哪個人的肛門裡一定塞著我的鋼筆。”