關於家庭的好笑的英語笑話

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。下面是小編整理的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"

　　The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!"

　　The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"

　　The same son answered: "Father,Ill eat it all!"

　　The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"

　　The oldest son answered again: "Its always me, always me. Now its someone elses turn to volunteer!"

　　總是我

　　一位父親對他的兒子們說："你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅，誰要吃呢?"

　　大兒子說："爸爸，我要把它都吃了。"

　　父親接著說："明天我要殺一口豬，誰要吃呢?"

　　又是大兒子說："爸爸，我要把它都吃了。"

　　父親又說："明天我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢?"

　　大兒子再次回答道："總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來做吧。"

　　篇二

　　Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.

　　Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

　　媽媽：瑪麗，你為什麼這樣大喊大叫的? 為什麼不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。

　　瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當然不會出聲了，因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的遊戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。

　　篇三

　　I Understand Him我懂他的話

　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.

　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.

　　"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly .　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"

　　"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.

　　在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因為他滿嘴食物在說話。“喔、呢”，我聽到的就是這些。 “祖，”我責備道，“沒人明白你在說什麼。” “他說他要一些番茄醬，”我丈夫平靜地說。坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：“你究竟如何明白他的話的呢?” “我是牙醫。”我丈夫解釋道。

　　篇四

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　　my father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. at a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried.

　　我爸比我媽大14歲，最近一直在寫遺囑。一次家宴上，他告訴我們說他為母親以後的生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁的話，家裡的房子將歸我們五個孩子所有。

　　"i don't want another s.o.b. toasting his shins around my fireplace," he explained.“我可不願意另外哪個***在我的火爐旁烤他的狗腿，”他解釋道。

　　with a sly grin, mother cracked, "what makes you think i'd marry another s.o.b?"媽媽狡猾地咧了咧嘴，譏誚道：“你怎麼認為我會再嫁給一個***?”