好笑的英語笑話

　　英語笑話幽默話語分析的理論不斷推陳出新,但是對於把英語作為外語學習的中國讀者而言,文化因素在解讀幽默的過程中扮演著更加重要的角色。下面是小編整理的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

　　一名老師讓學生們利用單詞“beans***豆子***”造句，其中一個女孩說“我爸爸種豆子”。另外一個同學說“我媽媽炒豆子”。第三名學生說“我們是人類”。

　　笑點是神馬?小編回答：是不是看漢語的時候。不知道笑話在講神馬!!這就是中英文的差異了，老師讓用的單詞是beans***豆子的意思***，結果嘞，第三個學生呢，他將beings 和 beans 搞混了***因為發音相同啦***，正確的寫法應該是human beings， 而不是human beans呀!

　　篇二

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然後回到講臺前等待。

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上彆著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。其中一個學生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。

　　篇三

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.

　　三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。

　　Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

　　它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。

　　The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

　　於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“你回家去取傘吧。”

　　The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."

　　最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

　　"We won't," the other two promised.

　　“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。

　　Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't com#ing back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

　　兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

　　Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

　　正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”