有關英語小笑話帶翻譯爆笑

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了有關爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　半價票

　　"How much is the movie ticket?"

　　“電影票多少錢一張?”

　　"Ten dollars, kid."

　　“10美元，孩子。”

　　"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

　　“我只有5美元。請讓我進去吧，我只用一隻眼睛看。”

　　有關爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　一個感人的告別

　　Two old friends were out golfing.

　　兩個老朋友出外打高爾夫球。

　　As they were preparing to tee off near a road,

　　當他們在一處路旁準備開球時，

　　a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heartuntil the line of cars had passed.

　　一列出殯送葬車隊恰巧經過那裡，其中一位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，直到車隊通過後才戴上帽子。

　　"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.

　　“你這樣做實在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說道。

　　"Oh, it was the least I could do.

　　“喔，那隻不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。

　　After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "

　　畢竟，到下星期二我們結婚就滿三十年了。

　　有關爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　考試不及格

　　Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

　　媽媽:這次測試你為什麼得這麼低的分?

　　Kid: Because of absence.

　　孩子:因為缺考。

　　Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

　　媽媽：你的意思是考試那天你沒去?

　　Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

　　孩子:不是，是坐在我旁邊的孩子沒來。