有關於英文小笑話故事大全

　　冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象，越來越受到大家的關注，尤其在網路、雜誌、微博、電影上十分盛行。小編整理了有關於英文小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關於英文小笑話故事篇一

　　不必再看眼科醫生了

　　It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me.

　　我己經很多年沒做眼睛檢查了。我妻子總是催我去掛個號。她越是督我，我越是耽擱不去。最後，她替我掛了個號。

　　The day before I was to see the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.,

　　在我去見醫生的前一天，我的情緒特別好。我對妻於又是親又是抱，還說她是我眼裡最漂亮的女人.

　　"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."

　　她說:“這回眼睛沒問題了，那我現在就去把號退了。”

　　有關於英文小笑話故事篇二

　　看法不同

　　After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.

　　我和丈夫約翰從內布拉斯加搬到密西根後，我們新認識的朋友們總為他們美麗的林蔭大過引以為榮.他們嘲諷我們的中西部平原荒涼、貧瘩，連株枯樹都沒有。後來我父母從內布拉斯加的老家來看我們，我問他們對旅途的感受。

　　What a boring drive，"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees."

　　我父親抱怨著:“枯澡，乏味，一進入密西根，除了樹什麼都沒有。”

　　有關於英文小笑話故事篇三

　　按規定辦

　　One day I retrieved an“Attempt to Deliver Package"slip from my mail box. The letter carrier had just left，so I caught up to him and asked for the parcel.

　　有一天，我從信箱裡取出一個紙條，上面寫著:“試投包裹單。”郵遞員已經走了，但我還是追上了他，向他要包裹。

　　"I didn't bring it，"he replied. "I just brought along the slip."

　　“我沒帶來，”他說，“我只是給你捎了個單子.”

　　"You're supposed to try to deliver the package. "I said."Please bring it tomorrow.“

　　“你應該負責送包裹吧，”我說:“那你明天帶我把它帶來吧。"

　　“可以”他告訴我，“但是你得在上午九點之前給郵局打個電話，再提醒一下這事.”

　　"Okay，”he told me，"but first make sure that you call the post office before 9 a. m..”

　　“我現豐就去打。”

　　"I'll phone them right now.”

　　“現在可不行。”他說。

　　"You can't，"he said.

　　“為什麼?”

　　" Why not?"

　　“因為,你打電話找的是我，而我現在不在郵局.”

　　"Because you have to talk to me，and I'm not there."