關於英文小笑話故事簡短

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編整理了關於簡短英文小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於簡短英文小笑話故事篇一

　　不必付錢!

　　Driving through the hill country of Texas，just north of San Antonio，we watched the sky turn a brilliant orange at sunset. At my wife's pleading，we stopped and walked up a hill，which turned out to be the top of a cliff. Before us lay the picturesque postcard setting we had been looking for

　　during all our vacation. Below was a large green valley circled by hills. Exhilarated by the tangerine sky, long shadows，and a slight breeze carrying the scent of green grass，my wife suddenly shouted:“Thank you，Mother Nature，for so much beautyl”

　　開車經過德克薩斯州的山丘地帶，也就是聖·安扎尼奧的正北。在黃昏時，我們看到天空中出現了一道道金色的光芒。在老婆喲請求下，我們停了車，來到了小山坡土。這裡正好是懸崖的頂端，在我們面前展現出了一種名信片上的景色。這正是我們整個假期都在尋找的地方。山坡下是一片群山環抱的綠色山谷，橙色的天空，一片片綠草地。一陣微風吹過來，送來了一陣草的芳香。我老婆突然喊到:“謝謝你，大自然的毋親，感謝你給我們這麼美麗的風景。”

　　Then, a distant voice was heard from across the valley:"No charge!”

　　接著，從遠處山谷的那一邊傳來了一聲，“不要付錢了。”

　　關於簡短英文小笑話故事篇二

　　兩全齊美

　　Early one morning, my next-door neighbor set to work with a power hedge-trimmer. He was half through the job when a neighbor appeared，still in his pajamas. He was carrying his own power clipper and offered his help, which was gratefully accepted. When the job was done, my neighbor thanked his benefactor，commenting that it had been "a real neighborly act".

　　一天清晨，我隔壁的鄰居在用一個電動剪修機修草坪。當他幹到一半兒的時侯，另一個鄰居也來了。他仍穿著睡衣，手裡拿著他自家的電動剪修機，說是來幫忙的。這個要求當然不會被拒絕了。活幹完時，我那位受益的都居對他表示了謝意，還評論說:“這才是真正的部居。”

　　"Don't mention it，“replied the other man. "I figured,by helping you，it would only take half as long and I could get back to sleep!"

　　另一個鄰居卻說:“不用客氣。我算了一下，幫你一個忙，可以節省一半時間，然後我還能回去睡覺。”

　　關於簡短英文小笑話故事篇三

　　因禍得福

　　Although my mother，a native of Japan, has lived for 55 years in the United States，she has not adapted complete1y to the cultural change. This is especiallly obvious during her infrequent forays into a large city.

　　我母親是日本人，她已在美國生活了55年了，但是，她仍沒完全適應這異國的文化。當她偶爾去一次大城市，這種不適應就顯得更明顯了。

　　One day she boarded a bus in Los Angeles，deposited a $5 bill in the coin box and held out her hand for change.Because the coin box is not built to accept paper money，the bus driver growled:“Okay，lady. If you get that bill out,you can ride for free. Otherwise we're going to have to dis-mantle this coin box."

　　一天，她在洛杉磯上了一輛會共汽車。她取出5元的紙幣把它塞進了收幣機，然後，她仲出手等著找錢.由於收幣機不能接收紙幣，所以司機大聲地吼道:“好了，太大，如果

　　你能把那紙幣取出來，你今天乘車就免費。否則，我們只好拆機器了。”

　　My mother hesitated but a moment, then opened her purse，took out a pair of chopsticks，retrieved the bill and smiled as she took her seat.

　　我母親猶豫了一會兒，然後開啟她的手包，拿出了一副筷子，用它把錢夾了出來。她面帶著笑容找了個空座位坐下了。