精美的英語手抄報設計模板
學生做英語手抄報是提高英語語言實踐能力的重要手段。下面是小編為大家帶來的,希望大家喜歡。
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精美的英語手抄報的內容:英語故事
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
在一個小小的愛爾蘭村莊中,牧師非常地喜愛雞舍中的小雞。雞舍位於教區後面,裡面有一隻公雞,十隻母雞。
One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that it was because cock fights were being held in the village. So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.
然而,公雞在一個星期六的晚上不見了,牧師懷疑可能是因為村裡舉辦了鬥雞比賽。他謀劃在第二天早晨去教堂做些事情。
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.
當著大家的面,他問道:“誰有一隻公雞嗎?”所有的男人都站了起來。
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.
“不是的,”他說,“我不是那個意思,有誰見到過一隻公雞嗎?”所有的女人都站了起來。
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.
“不是的!”他說,“我不是那個意思。有誰見過一隻不屬於自己的公雞嗎?”半數的女人站了起來。
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" All the altar boys stood up.
“不是的。”他說,“我也不是那個意思。有誰見過我的公雞嗎?”所有的侍者男孩都站了起來。
精美的英語手抄報的資料:英語搞笑笑話
The ability of the Kangaroo
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll build the fence?" "I don't know, " said the kangaroo. "Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.
袋鼠的能力
動物園為剛引進的袋鼠建了一個特殊的八英尺高的圍牆。但是第二天早上,人們發現這動物在圍牆外面蹦跳著。於是圍牆高度增加到十五英尺,但袋鼠還是跑了出來。動物園經理甚感惱火,又叫人把圍牆高度加到三十英尺,但袋鼠還是逃了出來。一個長頸鹿問袋鼠:“你認為他們會把圍牆建到多高?” “我不知道,”袋鼠說,“如果他們繼續開著大門,可能要修到一千英尺吧。”
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