趣味英語短故事

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：模仿鳥兒

　　A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.

　　"Imitate birds," the man said.

　　"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

　　"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

　　一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。“你能幹什麼呢?”負責人問。

　　“模仿小鳥，”那人說。

　　“你在開玩笑吧?”負責人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”

　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了視窗。

　　：戒酒演講

　　A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal***婚姻的*** relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "

　　A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."

　　以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進行，一個演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關係，甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”

　　這時一個男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”

　　：回憶

　　We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound to be poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?"

　　Mother looked around at us all and said, "Well, where did you want to me to stop?"

　　我們總共十個人，聚在一起祝賀已成為寡婦的媽媽的八十歲生日。談的話題是我們家早年的艱辛，走著去上班，在“新衣會”裡存錢準備買衣裳。這時我姐姐說：“當然，我們的生活沒法子不艱難，因為我們家孩子太多了。媽媽，您為什麼要生這麼多的孩子呢?”

　　媽媽看了我們一圈說：“那麼，你想讓我在哪兒停住呢?”