關於經典英文小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Just Sew the Buttonhole

　　我只把釦眼兒給縫上了

　　Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

　　丈夫：你給我把釦子縫好了嗎，親愛的?

　　Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

　　妻子：沒有，親愛的。我找不到釦子，所以我只把釦眼兒給縫上了。

　　篇2

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說：“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。”

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　“購物袋在哪?”

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　篇3

　　"May I borrow your record player tonight ?" a man asked his neighbour .

　　“今晚我可以借用以下你的唱機嗎?”一個人對他的鄰居說道。

　　"Sure . Do you want to listen to some music?"

　　“當然可以，你也想聽聽音樂嗎?”

　　"No ." he answered ." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."

　　“不，”他回答道，“今晚我想安安靜靜地休息一下。”