短小的英語小笑話加翻譯閱讀

　　冷笑話不同於一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編整理了短小的英語小笑話加翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　短小的英語小笑話加翻譯篇一

　　金魚

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

　　Stan: In the bathroom.

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

　　Stan: Blindfold***矇眼睛*** them!

　　斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!

　　短小的英語小笑話加翻譯篇二

　　真正便宜的東西

　　After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.“Howabout some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.“That’sa bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.“That’s still quite abit,”Tim complained.Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.“What Imean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”The clerk handed him a mirror.

　　做完生意回來後，提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。“那些香水怎麼賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”售貨員聽了後，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。

　　短小的英語小笑話加翻譯篇三

　　當你覺得自己倒黴時,看看這個

　　The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At aspecial ceremony, two of the most expensively-saved animals were released into the wild amidcheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, a killer whale ate them both.

　　阿拉斯加瓦爾迪茲發生石油洩漏以後，救援每隻海豹的平均費用達到8萬美元。在一個特別的儀式上面，有兩隻花鉅款拯救回來的海豹，在人們的歡呼和掌聲中被放回大自然。一分鐘後，它們雙雙被一頭殺人鯨吞入肚中。

　　短小的英語小笑話加翻譯篇四

　　All Except the Music

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so shearranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable,she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back intotheir coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?""Oh, yes, miss!" saidSally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”