簡單的英文笑話

　　笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”，下面小編為大家帶來，供大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!

　　一個狡猾的女孩說："媽媽，我今天在學校得了一個100分!"

　　The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."

　　媽媽回答說："太好了，小可愛。跟我說說情況."

　　The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."

　　這個女孩不情願地說："嗯，我數學得了20分，歷史得了30分,拼寫得了50分。

　　2：

　　A father told his son， "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."

　　一個父親告訴他的兒子："當林肯在你這個年紀的時候，他每天走10里路去上學。“

　　The kid replied, "Well, when he was your age,he was president!"

　　弦子同答.”嗯，當他在你這個年紀時，已經是總統了。

　　3：

　　A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.

　　有一個教派的領導者宣稱，他靠空氣就能存活。

　　A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."

　　一個表示懷疑的人說：”我昨天還看到你在麥當勞吃暮條。“

　　The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“

　　這位宗教領袖回答：“你不能稱那東西為食物。”

　　4：

　　I knew a guy who played his radio only in the morning.

　　我認識一個人，他只在早上收聽廣播。

　　When someone asked him why,he replied, "This is an AM radio.”

　　當有人問他為什麼時，他回答：”***我的***這一臺是AM***調幅***收音。“