簡短有哲理的英文笑話

　　笑話作為一種消遣的藝術,具有生活與藝術的雙重屬性。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner.'Really bad."

　　"But every time I drive by here you have the 'no vacancy' sign on. " said the salesman.

　　"That's true," replied the motel owner. "But I used to turn away 30 to 35 people a night.Now, I only turn away ten to 15."

　　生意不好

　　一個商人在和汽車旅館的主人閒聊。“生意大糟了，”旅館主人說，“真的太糟了。

　　“可是每次我駕車經過這兒，你都掛上了‘客滿’的牌子，”商人就。

　　“那倒是真的。”旅館主人答道，“可是過去我一夜就謝絕三十至三十五人，而如今只能謝絕十至十五人。”

　　篇2

　　The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.

　　"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.

　　"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.

　　"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."

　　農業學校的招生辦主任在面試一個上線的學生，“你為何要選擇這個職業?”他問。

　　“我夢想以經營農場來賺一百萬元，就像我父親一樣。”這個學生回答說。

　　“你父親經營農場賺了一百萬元?”主任驚詫地問道。

　　“沒有，”這位申請人回答道，“他總是夢想著賺到這個數目。”

　　篇3

　　The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the nextmorning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increasedto 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the heightincreased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo, "How highdo you think they'll build the fence?"

　　"I don't know, " said the kangaroo. "Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gateunlocked.

　　動物園為剛引進的袋鼠建了一個特殊的八英尺高的圍牆。但是第二天早上，人們發現這動物在圍牆外面蹦跳著。於是圍牆高度增加到十五英尺，但袋鼠還是跑了出來。動物園經理甚感惱火，又叫人把圍牆高度加到三十英尺，但袋鼠還是逃了出來。一個長頸鹿問袋鼠：“你認為他們會把圍牆建到多高?”

　　“我不知道，”袋鼠說，“如果他們繼續開著大門，可能要修到一千英尺吧。”