關於二人英語對話小笑話

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　The teacher cried 老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on***溺愛，寵愛*** him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum***亂髮脾氣*** . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。

　　他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：“學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”

　　“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”

　　篇二

　　Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.

　　Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things?

　　Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.

　　兒子：媽媽，John有雙喬丹簽名的球鞋。

　　媽媽：你只關心這個嗎?不會比一下其它東西?

　　兒子：有啊，他媽媽比你漂亮。

　　篇三

　　Weather Predict

　　A film crew was on location deep in the desert.One day an old Indian went up to the director and said,"Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

　　A week later,the Indian went up to the director and said,"Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

　　"This Indian is incredible," said the director.He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

　　However,after several successful predictions,the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

　　Finally the director sent for him."I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director,"and I'm depending on you.What will the weather be like?"

　　The Indian shrugged his shoulders."Don't know," he said."Radio is broken."

　　天氣預報

　　一個電影攝製組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下
雨了.

　　一週後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

　　"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴祕書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

　　幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩週,印度人不見了.

　　最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

　　印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."

　　
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