小學生英語笑話故事精選

　　故事教學法是指在教學過程中,通過故事教學來完成教學和達到教學目標的一種教學方法,具有一定的現實性與可行性。小編整理了小學生英語笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學生英語笑話故事：有你和我是候選人

　　The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.

　　As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.

　　So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation.

　　"All who want to go to heaven, please rise."

　　Everyone got up except the snorer.

　　After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced,

　　"All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."

　　Awaking with a start ， the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpi——

　　"Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on,

　　but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."

　　牧師非常生氣，因為總有一個人在他說教時打瞌睡。

　　一個星期天，正當坐在前排的那個人又在瞌睡時，牧師決定要好好教育他一下，

　　讓他不要再在佈道時睡覺。

　　於是他低聲對信徒們說：“想去天堂的人，都請站起來吧。”

　　所有的人都站了起來——

　　當然，除了那個打瞌睡的人。

　　在低聲說過請坐後，牧師高聲喊道：“想去下地獄的人請站起來!”

　　打瞌睡的人被這突然的喊叫聲驚醒了，他站了起來。

　　看到牧師高站在教壇上，正生氣的看著他。

　　這個人說道：“噢，先生，我不知道我們在選什麼，

　　但看上去只有你和我是候選人。”

　　小學生英語笑話故事：對不起，本店不找零錢

　　A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

　　我和一個朋友在快餐店排隊訂餐，那裡很醒目地寫著，不接受超過20美元的大鈔***請自備零錢***。

　　The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

　　我們前邊的一個女士指著這個牌子對我們說：“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超過20美元的話，我一定不會在這兒吃飯!”

　　小學生英語笑話故事：還有沒有便宜一點兒東西

　　A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.

　　一個小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一隻手錶的時候被當場擒獲。

　　"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.

　　“聽著，”小偷說，“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。

　　What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

　　我把這隻表買下，然後我們就當什麼也沒發生，你看怎樣?”

　　The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.

　　經理表示同意，然後列了一張售貨單。

　　The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."

　　小偷看著單子說道：“這比我最初的預算稍稍高了一點，你們還有沒有便宜一點兒東西。”