關於英語笑話大全帶翻譯

　　在人們的日常生活及交往當中，幽默笑話無處不在。它作為一個普遍現象，受到了不同領域學者的關注，研究涉及心理學、哲學、修辭學、社會學等眾多學科。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　The Swimmer 游泳者

　　The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. "Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher. "No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."

　　老師給同學們講了一個小故事，說有一個人早飯前要在河裡游泳，橫渡三趟。 約翰尼笑了。 老師問道：“你不相信一個游泳很好的人可以做到這個?” 約翰尼回答說：“不是，先生，但我不明白他為什麼不遊四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊。”

　　篇2

　　Correct 很對

　　Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

　　Jimmy: I don't know.

　　Teacher: Correct.

　　教師：吉米，學生在學校裡經常用的三個字是什麼?

　　吉米：不知道……

　　教師：很對。

　　篇3

　　When Was Rome Built? 羅馬是什麼時候建成的?

　　Teacher: When was Rome built?

　　Tom: At night.

　　Teacher : Who told you that?

　　Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

　　教師：羅馬是什麼時候建成的?

　　湯姆：夜裡。

　　教師：誰跟你這麼說的?

　　湯姆：是您。您說過羅馬不是在一個白天建成的.

　　篇4

　　He Knows the Answer 他知道答案

　　Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

　　Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

　　教師：你能告訴我一些有關十八世紀的偉大科學家的事情嗎?

　　學生：我能，先生。他們都死了。

　　篇5

　　How many? 還有多少?

　　Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left?

　　Terry: Five!

　　老師：假如你有五塊巧克力，你妹妹問你要一塊，你還剩幾塊?

　　特里：還剩五塊!