好笑的英語腦筋急轉彎

　　每天都會看到有不少人看著英語書本發愁，怎麼能讓學英語不苦惱呢?以下是小編為大家準備的，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語腦筋急轉彎

　　Questions:

　　1.Whose eyes never close

　　誰的眼睛從來不閉

　　2.What is a fish net made of

　　魚網是什麼做的

　　3.What walks all day on its head

　　什麼東西整天用頭走路

　　4.What's the difference between a monkey and a flea

　　猴子和跳蚤的區別是什麼

　　Keys:

　　1.A neddle's eye.

　　針眼.

　　2.Little holes tied together with strings.

　　用繩子系起來的小洞洞.

　　3.A nail on a horse.

　　馬蹄鐵上的釘子.

　　4.A monkey can have fleas but a flea can't have monkeys.

　　猴子可能長跳蚤,跳蚤不可能生猴子.

　　Notes:

　　3.the head of the nail釘子頭

　　4.flea /

　　英語繞口令

　　1. silly sheep weep and sleep.

　　2. six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

　　3. six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

　　4. six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

　　5. stupid superstition!

　　6. the batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

　　7. the great greek grape growers grow great greek grapes.

　　8. the soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

　　9. there those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

　　1. there's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

　　英語笑話故事

　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.

　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked***洗劫，掠奪*** . On the note she had left, she found the following message added:

　　THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：家裡沒人，請不要留下任何東西!

　　她當天晚上回家後發現房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發現被補充了一句：謝謝!我們什麼也沒留下!