爆笑英文短篇小笑話閱讀

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　"A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

　　It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

　　篇二

　　"A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her ""no."" The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, ""Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don‘t be upset. It won‘t be long.""

　　篇三

　　"Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

　　The first says, "I‘m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!""

　　The second says, ""Well I‘m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

　　篇四

　　"Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

　　The first says, "I‘m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

　　The second says, "Well I‘m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

　　篇五

　　"A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game in astonishment for a while.""I can hardly believe my eyes!"" he exclaimed.""That‘s the smartest dog I‘ve ever seen.""

　　......The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.Some people are afraid of heights.Not me, I‘m afraid of widths.

　　I had a dog once.I spilled spot remover on him, and now he‘s gone.

　　I put contact lenses in my dog‘s eyes.They had little pictures of cats on them.Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

　　篇六

　　"There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

　　The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

　　篇七

　　"Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.One says, "Let‘s fly out of the cave and get some blood."

　　"We‘re new here," says the second one."It‘s dark out, and we don‘t know where to look.We‘d better wait until the other bats go with us."