兒童幽默英語小故事帶翻譯

　　從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：那誰在店裡管事啊?

　　The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered in his bed room weeping and wailing.

　　At last the old man looked at them with a worried expression, seeming as if the wanted to speak. His wife and children all pressed forward to hear what he would say.

　　"Is mama here?" he asked in a very feeble voice.

　　"Yes," answered his wife.

　　"Is the whole family here?" he said.

　　"Yes," replied his elder son.

　　This made him so anxious that he suddenly struggled to shout, "Then who is in the shop to take care of it?"

　　一家雜貨店的老闆快要死了，全家人都聚在他的睡房裡哀傷的慟哭。

　　最後，老闆神情憂慮地看著他們，好像有話要說。他的妻子和兒女都擁到前邊去聽他說什麼。

　　他聲音非常虛弱地問道：“媽媽在這裡嗎?”

　　“在”，他的妻子回答說。

　　他說：“全家都在這裡嗎?”

　　“是的，”他的大兒子回答說。

　　這時他焦慮不安地忽然掙扎著大叫道：“那誰在店裡管事呀?”

　　2：快速採訪

　　A news reporter said to a great stateman, "I have come to interview you, sir."

　　The great stateman said, "Well, go back to write your interview. Then let me see it."

　　"Here it is," said the reporter.

　　一個新聞記者對一個大政治家說：“我是來採訪閣下的。”

　　大政治家說：“嗯，回去寫你的採訪記吧。寫好後給我看看。”

　　“已經寫好了，這就是。”記者說。

　　3：誰是對的

　　After the couple's quarreling, the husband shouted: "You should remember that no matter what tine it is, what the man is thinking of is right, and his judgment is correct, but you women are always do the opposite."

　　The wife answered, "Yes, that you chose me to be your wife is right, but my choosing you as my husband is a big mistake!"

　　夫妻吵架後，丈夫嚷道：“你該記住，無論什麼時候，男人的思考都是對的，判斷準確無誤，而女人卻恰恰相反。”

　　妻子回答道：“是呀，你選我做妻子是絕對正確的，而我選你做丈夫是大錯特錯!”

　　以上就是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!