關於英語故事笑話帶翻譯

　　小學英語故事課教學,教師既要充分利用現有教材,又要勇於創新地使用,讓我們懷揣一顆童心,努力展現故事的魅力,做個會講故事的人。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：Numbers

　　數字

　　A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented,"I don’t think that’s going to help.""Sure it will,"he said."It’s the only way I can see the numbers."

　　一個女人看見丈夫使勁收腹站在體重秤上，以為他想稱得輕一點，就說：“沒用的。” 丈夫說：“當然有用，這樣我才能看到秤上的數字。”

　　：The Score

　　分數

　　Tom: How should I convey the news to my father that I have failed my exams again?

　　湯姆：我怎麼跟我爸爸說考試掛了呢?

　　David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

　　大衛：發個電報：結果已出，去年成績在現。

　　：A Bachelor

　　一個單身漢

　　Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.

　　傑克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。

　　A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.

　　一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓傑克填。

　　Jack finished them and gave them back.

　　傑克完成後並遞上表格。

　　"Anything else?" The nurse asked.

　　"還有什麼漏填的?"護士問。

　　"Yes," Jack thought for a while and said "I'm a bachelor."

　　"有!"傑克想了想說,"我是個單身漢。"

　　：My Seat

　　我的位子

　　"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."

　　"請原諒,你佔了我的位置。"

　　"Yours? Can you prove it?"

　　"你的位置?你能徵明這點嗎?"

　　"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌。"

　　：I Have a Sister

　　我有一個妹妹

　　Father: Is the school closed today?

　　父親：今天學校放假了嗎?

　　Son: No, Dad. I came home early.

　　兒子：沒有，爸爸。我提前回來了。

　　Father: How did you do that?

　　父親：為什麼?

　　Son: I told my teacher I had a new baby brother and had to come home and help you.

　　兒子：我跟老師說，我有一個小弟弟，我得回家幫你。

　　Father: But your mother has had twins. You’ve got a baby brother and a baby sister.

　　父親：但是你媽媽生了雙胞胎，你有一個小弟弟和一個小妹妹。

　　Son: Yes, I know, Dad. I’m saving up my baby sister for next week.

　　兒子：是的，我知道，爸爸，我要等下個星期再說我有個小妹妹了。