小學簡單幽默英語笑話

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

　　一工地工頭有十個很懶的夥計為他幹活，於是，有一天，他決定騙他們幹別的活。

　　"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

　　“今天我有一份非常簡單的工作要給你們中最懶的人，”他宣佈。

　　"Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up.

　　“請最懶的人舉手。”有九雙手舉了起來。

　　"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.

　　“你為什麼不舉手?”他問那個沒有舉手的人。

　　"Too much trouble," came the reply.

　　“太費勁了。”那人答道。

　　2：

　　A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.

　　一名有著嚴重毛病的男子走進了醫生的辦公室。

　　"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"

　　“醫生，我總是放悶屁。在家，在公司，甚至在教堂，我在每一個我去過的地方放了很多悶屁。事實上，我坐在這兒和您交談的時候，已經放了三個了。我們接下來該怎麼做呢?”

　　The doctor replies:"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."

　　醫生答道：“我們要做的第一件事就是檢查你的聽力。”

　　3：

　　Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field".

　　老師：改錯，“一頭公牛牛和公牛正在地裡吃草。”

　　Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.

　　學生：一頭母牛和公牛正在地裡吃草。

　　Teacher: How?

　　老師：怎麼改的?

　　Student: Ladies first.

　　學生：女士優先。