英語幽默笑話帶翻譯日復一日

　　A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn't point this out to him.

　　一位老師對所講課文總是非常投入，從不抬頭。他常讓一個學生來翻譯和解釋，並且----不自覺地----他常日復一日地叫同一個學生。出於尊敬，學生並不給他指出這一點。

　　After being called on four days in a row, a student named Goldberg asked advice from his friends. The next day when the teacher said Goldberg, translate and explain, Goldberg replied, Goldberg is absent today .

　　一個叫古德伯格的學生，在被一連叫了四天之後，向他的朋友尋求建議。第二天，這位教師又說：古德伯格，翻譯並解釋。古德伯格回答說：古德伯格今天缺席。

　　All right, said the teacher. YOU translate and explain.

　　那好吧，教師說，那就你來翻譯並解釋。