簡單易懂的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話一般是短小精悍、句子結構緊湊、運用藝術手段造成巨大的誇張和想象,使矛盾發展到最尖銳的地步,然後突然得到意外的解決,從而生成強烈的喜劇效果。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.

　　三名醫生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The general practitioner looks at it and says,

　　一般家庭醫生看著他說：

　　"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

　　“看起來像-只鴨子，飛起來像一隻鴨子……它可能是一隻鴨子”。

　　shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

　　就對著它射擊，但是沒射中，這隻鳥飛走了。

　　The next bird flies overhead,

　　第二隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

　　病理學家看著它，然後仔細翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊說

　　"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

　　“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一隻鴨子。”

　　He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

　　他舉起他的槍來射它，但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠。

　　A third bird flies over .

　　第三隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,

　　外科醫生舉起他的鬆，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落後就轉向病理學家說：

　　"Go see if that was a duck."

　　“你去看看那是不是一隻鴨子。”

　　篇二

　　A Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個賣糖果的。”

　　篇三

　　Silly Doctor

　　蠢醫生

　　A man went to see his doctor

　　有一名男子去看他的醫生，

　　because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

　　因為他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。

　　His doctor prescribed some pills,

　　他的醫生開了一些藥丸 ，

　　but they didn't help.

　　但是這些藥丸都沒什麼幫助。

　　On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

　　他笫二次去的時候，醫生給他打針，

　　but that didn't do any good.

　　但是那也沒什麼效。

　　On his third visit the doctor told the man,

　　他第三次去的時候 ，醫生告訴這名男子：

　　"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

　　“回家洗個熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都開啟，然後站在通風處。”

　　"But doc,"protested the patient,

　　這名病人抗議說：“但是醫生，

　　"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

　　如果我那麼做的話，我就會得到肺炎呀。”

　　"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

　　醫生說：“我知道啦，別擔心啦，我會治療肺炎啦。”