特別好笑的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。幽默當然不只是笑話,幽默有許多其他的表達形式,如插科打諢的滑稽、相聲、小品表演、諷刺漫畫、諷刺小品文、酒吧或電視表演的脫口秀、批評社會現象的說唱等。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Change Name

　　Tom is 16. he decides to leave home and joins a music company. His father hears that and angry, “Singer? My son? It’s disgrace!” he shouts, “What do they think of the neighbors know?”

　　“I will change my name,” Tom says. He thinks he will become a singer in the future.

　　“Change your name?” Tom’s father shouts angrily, “What if you’re successful? How will the neighbors know you are my son.?”

　　改名字

　　湯姆16歲了。她決定離家參加一個唱片公司。他父親聽後很生氣：“唱歌?我的兒子啊!真丟臉。”他大喊，“要是鄰居們知道，他們會怎麼想?”

　　“我會改名字的。”湯姆說。他認為自己將來會成為一名歌手。

　　“改名字?”湯姆的父親生氣地說，“如果你成名了怎麼?鄰居們怎麼知道你是我的兒子?”

　　篇二

　　Go to the Cinema

　　A lorry driver, David is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway, when another lorry driver, Robert stops in the front of him, David asks for help, and explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo. Robert says, “Ok. I can help you.”

　　Some hours later, Robert drivers back and passes David. David is still on the lorry, and look happy.

　　“I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.” David says.

　　Robert replies, “I did, but I had some money left, so I’m going to the cinema now.”

　　去電影院

　　一個叫戴維的貨車司機載著200只企鵝去倫敦動物園。可是他的車在高速公路上壞了。當一輛貨車停在他面前的時候，戴維向司機羅珀特求救，並且解釋自己要送這些企鵝去倫敦動物園。羅珀特說：“行，我幫你。”

　　幾個小時過後，羅珀特又回來了，並經過戴維生病，戴維還等在高速公路上。那些企鵝也還在車上，特高興的樣子。

　　“我想我告訴過你吧這些企鵝送進動物園的。”戴維說。

　　羅珀特回答說：“是的，我去了。但是我的錢包丟在電影院了，所有我現在要回那裡去。”

　　篇三

　　Catching a Thief

　　Witty Hare can run very fast. One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. “Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You can’t run faster then me.” Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind, “I must run away,’ the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly.”

　　Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What a re you doing?” “I’m catching the thief.” Witty Hare says. “ Thief? Where’s the thief?” the sheep fells surprised. “He’s behind me ,”Witty Hare says proudly.

　　追賊

　　機靈的肚子跑得很快。一天，她回到家的時候看見一隻老鼠。這隻老師正從它家的窗戶跳下去。“啊! 賊!”機靈肚子喊著追過去。 “你跑不過我的!” 不一會它追上了老鼠，還把老鼠丟在後面。“我得趕緊逃。”老鼠竊笑著說：“這傢伙真笨。”

　　機靈兔子繼續跑著。一隻綿羊看到了就問塔：“你在幹什麼?”“我在追賊。”機靈兔子說。“賊?賊在哪裡啊?”綿羊感到奇怪。 “它在我後面呢。”機靈兔子自豪地說著。

　　篇四

　　A Clever Panda

　　A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home.

　　Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin. It’s like a wheel.”

　　So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,”

　　聰明的熊貓

　　一隻小熊貓摘了一隻大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是這隻南瓜太大了，她沒有辦法把這麼大的南瓜帶回家。

　　突然她看見一隻狗熊騎著一輛自行車朝她這邊來。她看著自行車，跳著說：“有了!我有辦法了。我可以把南瓜滾回家去。南瓜好像車輪。

　　於是她把那瓜滾回家。當她媽媽看到這隻大南瓜的時候，很驚訝：“天啊!這麼食的南瓜!你是怎麼把它帶回家來的?”小熊貓自豪地說;“我拎不動它，可是我能滾動它啊!”她媽媽微笑著說：“真聰明啊!記住：只要你肯動腦筋，沒有難辦的事。”