中英文笑話

　　笑話幽默是一種十分常見的語言現象，在日常生活中，它無處不在，起著十分重要的作用。作為一種獨特的娛樂方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放鬆心情、緩解疲勞，有利於身體健康。下面是小編帶來的雙語英語笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!

　　雙語英語笑話閱讀篇一

　　The Same Action Yields the Same Result相同的投資相同的結果

　　A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."

　　有兩個獵人包機前往一座森林，到了以後，他們和飛行員約定好兩週後來接。兩週後，他們射了許多動物，而且打算把這些動物全部搬上那架小飛機，可是飛行員說：“這架飛機除了一頭野牛外，沒辦法再多載了。你們必須把其他的獵物都留下。” 獵人說：“但是去年另一個飛行員開一樣的飛機，就讓我們帶兩隻水牛，還有一些其他的動物上機!”

　　So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area. The three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we are now?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year." 因為他們這樣抗議，所以那個新飛行員想了一想後，儘管還是有點存疑，最後還是妥協說：“好吧!如果去年可以做到，今年應該也可以。”所以他裝了兩頭水牛和一些其他的動物。結果飛機起飛五分鐘後，就墜落在鄰近的地方。這3個人從飛機爬出來看了看四周，其中一個獵人對另一個說：“你認為我們現在在哪兒?” 那個人瞧了一下，說：“我想大概距離去年墜機的地方西邊一英哩遠!”

　　雙語英語笑話閱讀篇二

　　pig or witch 豬還是女巫

　　a man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road. as they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!" the man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch***女巫***!!" they each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. if only men would listen.

　　一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。

　　雙語英語笑話閱讀篇三

　　A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.

　　一個孩子求他爸爸，說能不能今年為家裡準備一棵聖誕樹

　　Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."

　　小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回答“我可不想為一棵樹付錢。”

　　But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.

　　但是小男孩不放棄的一直祈求，終於有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接衝出了門。

　　Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.

　　30分鐘後，他爸爸帶著一棵超大的聖誕樹回到了加。他兒子問：“你怎麼會砍得那麼快?”

　　"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.

　　他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”

　　"I got it at a tree lot."

　　“我是從一個聖誕樹銷售中心拿的”

　　"Then why did you bring an axe?"

　　“那你為什麼還要帶把斧子去呢?”

　　"Because I didn't want to pay."

　　“因為我不想付錢”

　　雙語英語笑話閱讀篇四

　　聖誕老人知識有限

　　as we were putting out cookies for santa on christmas eve, i accidentally dropped one. "no problem," i said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "you can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "don’t worry. santa will never know." he shot me a look. "so he knows if i’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"

　　平安夜那天，在我們分發餅乾時，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒關係。”我一邊說，一邊撿起來，並在放回盤子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那麼做。”我四歲大的孩子爭論道。“別擔心，聖誕老人不會知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說他知道我有沒有做壞事，而他不知道餅乾掉在地上過?”

　　雙語英語笑話閱讀篇五

　　good lights 好燈

　　a customer walked into our store looking for christmas lights. i showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. i did, and each one lit up. "great," she said. i carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. but as i handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "i don’t want this box," she said abruptly. "it’s been opened."

　　一位顧客進我們的商店買聖誕燈。我給她看了我們店裡最好的牌子，但還需確認一下燈泡是否正常。她讓我把燈泡從盒子裡拿出來，然後通上電。我照做了。每一個燈泡都是正常的。她說:“非常好。”我小心翼翼地把這串聖誕燈放回盒子裡。可當我把這一盒燈泡交給她時，她吃驚地看著我，突然說：“我不要這一盒，它開啟過的。”