關於英語笑話故事精選
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關於英語笑話故事:One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result." Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時,喇叭裡傳來了機長的聲音:“旅客們請注意,我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時 。” 過了一會兒,旅客們又聽到機長的聲音:“各位,你們猜怎麼啦 ?我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛,但要晚三個小時了。” 正在這時,一位乘客非常氣憤地說:“看在上帝的份上,如果我們再掉一個引擎,我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
關於英語笑話故事:Where It Should Be Plugged
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
一位母親十分善於利用每一個機會對孩子進行教育。她的兒子只有三歲。一天,她拿著一個插頭對兒子說:“看,這裡有兩個銅片,那它一定要插在有兩個孔的地方。你說它應該插在哪兒呢?”母親期待著兒子的回答。
“插在鼻子裡!”兒子回答說。
關於英語笑話故事:A Life for a Life
The English author,Richard Savage,was once living in London in great poverty.In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life,but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops,and Savage was living from hand tomouth.As a result of his lack of food he became very ill,butafter a time,owing to the skill of the doctor who had lookedafter him,he got well again.After a week or two the doctorsent a bill to Savage for his visits, but poor Savage hadn't anymoney and couldn't pay it.The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. But still no money came. Afterseveral weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money.Inthe end he came to Savage's house and asked him for payment,saying to Savage,“You know you owe your life to me and Iexpected some gratitude from you.” “I agree,” said Savage,“that I owe my life to you, and toprove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will givemy life to you.”With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled,The life of Richard Savage.
英國作家理查德·薩維奇一度在倫敦過著貧困潦倒的生活,為了賺幾個錢,他曾寫了有關他自己生平的故事。但是這部書在書店裡並沒有賣出幾本,薩維奇過著朝不保夕的日子。由於缺乏食物,他病得很厲害。後來,由於給他治療的那個醫生的高明醫術,他才又恢復了健康。過了一兩個星期之後,醫生給薩維奇送來了一張討要診費的帳單,但是貧窮的薩維奇沒有錢來償付。醫生等了一個月後又送來了帳單,但仍然未索回分文。幾個星期之後,他又送來帳單要錢。最後,醫生本人來到了薩維奇的家中,對他說:“你明白,你是欠我一條命的,我希望你有所報答。” “是的,”薩維奇說,“我是欠你一條命,為了向你證明我對你的診治不是不報答,我將把我的命給你。” 說著這番話,薩維奇遞給醫生兩卷書,名叫《理查德·薩維奇的一生》。
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