關於英語笑話短文閱讀

　　英語笑話能使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。小編整理了關於英語笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於英語笑話短文：Don't be selfish 別太自私

　　Don't be selfish

　　A mother is admonishing her son.

　　Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.

　　But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.

　　別太自私

　　一位母親在勸告她的兒子。

　　"聽著，約翰，別太自私，讓你的弟弟和你共用一輛自行車。"

　　"媽媽，我是讓他。我先騎下坡，他再騎上坡。"

　　關於英語笑話短文：The Toast Is Burned

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted***突然說出*** , "Mom, the toast is burned."

　　"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?"

　　"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."

　　關於英語笑話短文：A Arithmetic Problem

　　Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic***算術*** , and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.

　　One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, "Apple-Six for five cents." An idea came to Bill and he went into the store.

　　"How much are the apples?" he asked the store.

　　"Six for five cents."

　　"But I don't want six apples."

　　"How many apples do you want?"

　　"It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic."

　　"What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic?" asked the man.

　　"Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. I only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you."

　　Bill picked out a good apple, began to eat it, and walked happily out of the store. The man looked at the young boy with such surprise that he could not say a word.

　　關於英語笑話短文：The teacher cried 老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on***溺愛，寵愛*** him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum***亂髮脾氣*** . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。

　　他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：“學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”

　　“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”

　　關於英語笑話短文：Like father, like son 有其父必有其子

　　Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

　　Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

　　兒子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什麼意思呀?

　　父親：狗崽子，你在學校又幹什麼見不得人的事啦?