關於英語笑話短文閱讀

　　英語笑話是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關。本文是關於英語笑話短文，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於英語笑話短文：Staying Fat

　　A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

　　His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

　　The boy says, "That won't work."

　　His mom says, "Why?"

　　The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

　　關於英語笑話短文：Getting A Cake

　　Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished."

　　Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Golly, it worked!"

　　Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"

　　Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"

　　關於英語笑話短文：You Are Ugly

　　Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made ugly an face, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

　　Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

　　關於英語笑話短文：Scavenger hunt

　　A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.

　　"Lady," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

　　"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"

　　"My babysitter's boyfriend."

　　關於英語笑話短文：Scavenger hunt

　　A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.

　　"Lady," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

　　"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"

　　"My babysitter's boyfriend."