有關於較短的英語笑話大全

　　英語笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。英語笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的知識。小編精心收集了有關於較短的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　有關於較短的英語笑話：Asking questions

　　A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"

　　The father thought for a moment, then replied, "I don't really know, son."

　　The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breath underwater?"

　　Once again the father replied, "Don't really know, son."

　　A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"

　　Again, the father replied. "Don't really know, son."

　　Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, "Dad, do you mind me asking you all of these questions?"

　　"Of course not son. How else are you ever going to learn anything?" replied his father.

　　有關於較短的英語笑話：Which Month Did He Go Away

　　When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.

　　The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?

　　傑克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。於是便有好心的人教他說，下次鞠躬的時候，你就在心裡數：一月、二月、……一直數到十二月為止，然後再直起身來。這樣，禮節就周全了。

　　第二天，傑克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮製。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。傑克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：我叔叔幾月走的?

　　有關於較短的英語笑話：Like The Way You Think

　　Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"

　　Little Johnny:- "None Miss".

　　Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"

　　Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".

　　Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."

　　Little Johnny:- "Miss, while we're asking questions, could I ask you one?"

　　Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"

　　Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"

　　Teacher ***rather embarrassed***:- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."

　　Little Johnny:- "Well I'd have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."

　　有關於較短的英語笑話：Centipede jokes

　　Why was the centipede late?

　　Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

　　What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

　　A walkie talkie!

　　What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

　　A centipede with chilblains!

　　What has 50 legs but cant walk?

　　Half a centipede!

　　What do you call a guard with 100 legs?

　　A sentrypede!

　　What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

　　Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

　　What did one centipede say to the other centipede?

　　You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!

　　Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

　　He took too long to put his boots on!

　　What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

　　A centipede with athlete's foot!

　　What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?

　　A centipede with a wooden leg!

　　有關於較短的英語笑話：Knock Knock

　　Who's There?

　　Lettuce

　　Lettuce who?

　　Lettuce in, its cold outside!